There’s a new series of notelets, produced by a company called ‘notes and quotes’. One of their booklets is called ‘Famous Last Words’, and is really funny. Here’s a selection (there’s lots more…) are you sure the power is off? they couldn’t hit a barn door at that dist… I tied the knot myself don’t be so superstitious last one’s [...]
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Close friends and family refer to me as ‘Mr Bean’, because I share many of his characteristics - clumsy, careless, getting into ridiculous, often funny, scrapes….and out of them. Examples include, guilloting off the end of my tie, leaving my computer on a train, leaving my (bright orange) anorak on the top of a lake [...]
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Working yesterday with a colleague. She was telling me about a friend who’d had an operation, that required plastic surgery. The surgeon had finished off the job leaving lots of red dots and a red ring on the tip. I looked at my friend, really puzzled. “You’re talking about a vasectomy?” I said. “No, a [...]
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
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