Arnie Skelton

There’s a new series of notelets, produced by a company called ‘notes and quotes’.  One of their booklets is called ‘Famous Last Words’, and is really funny.  Here’s a selection (there’s lots more…)

• are you sure the power is off?
• they couldn’t hit a barn door at that dist…
• I tied the knot myself
• don’t be so superstitious
• last one’s a sissy!
• he’s probably just hibernating
• it’s probably just a rash…
• I wonder where its mother is…?
• this doesn’t taste right

For further details, and for others in this series, contact ‘www.notesandquotes.co.uk’