Arnie Skelton

Went to my local opticians yesterday, for the regular check up.  As usual, this led to looking for new frames.  My optician, his wife, and an assistant, as well as Caroline, were all there, offering their choices and their views.  I said, “You know, I don’t really mind - I just want something that might make me look better”.  The optician’s wife replied: “how about a paper bag?”   Honestly!!  How’s that for customer service!!!

Actually, as you can imagine, we all fell about….very funny (but revenge will be sweet, hehehehe!)